It is more important
to know where you are going
than to get there quickly.
Mabel Newcomber
Get Well Soon, Racoon
Get’em Santa
America believes in education:
the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
Evan Esar
Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of someone else.
Judy Garland
A clever person solves a problem.
A wise person avoids it.
Albert Einstein
Found Out Boyfriend Cheated
Pick the ‘Not an Emo’ Out
Detention Notice
Bat Cat
At the Gym, Photo Bombed
You Only Had One Task!
Christmas is a Happy Time
Who Needs AC
Eat Bread, Coppers!
Worst. Airline. Ad. Ever.
Above and Beyond
