After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say I want to see the manager.
William S. Burroughs
Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.
Franklin P. Jones
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
Groucho Marx
If you don’t make mistakes, you’re not working on hard enough problems. And that’s a big mistake.
Frank Wilczek
I hope that while so many people are out smelling the flowers, someone is taking the time to plant some.
Herbert Rappaport
‘Someday’ is the day after you die.
Steve Pavlina
It is more important
to know where you are going
than to get there quickly.
Mabel Newcomber
America believes in education:
the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
Evan Esar
Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of someone else.
Judy Garland
A clever person solves a problem.
A wise person avoids it.
Albert Einstein
If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
H. L. Mencken
I Hear = I Forget
I See = I Remember
I Do = I Understand
Do not look where you fell, but where you slipped.
It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
Harry Truman
Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week.
I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
Fran Lebowitz
I don’t know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn’t.
Jules Renard
Never judge a book by its movie.
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they’d never expect it.
Jack Handey
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it’s a sure sign you’re getting old.
When two men in business always agree, one of them is unnecessary.
William Wrigley Jr.
I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.
Wilson Mizner
The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least.
Having lots of money doesn’t change you; it reveals who you are, when you no longer have to be nice.
The bad news: Time flies.
The good news: You’re the pilot.
Michael Althsuler
You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions.
Naguib Mahfouz
Before you go and criticize the younger generation, just remember who raised them.
If voting changed anything, they’d make it illegal.
Emma Goldman
Always forgive your enemies;
nothing annoys them so much.
Oscar Wilde
Do not confuse motion and progress.
A rocking horse keeps moving but does not make any progress.
Alfred A. Montapert
Life is based on perception;
Perception is based on opinion;
Opinion is based on thought;
Thought comes from the mind.
Change your mind;
Change your life!
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
